I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out less religion and more “SHE’S GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAN ME WAH” like his usual tantrums all boil down to.

Sorry - not related to the story, but I don’t know where else to post this. Does anyone have suggestions of other sites that do Splinter-type political reporting now that G/O has killed Splinter? There is so much going on right now, and this content no longer has a home in the Gawkerverse. Any suggestions greatly…

Let me get this straight, you (and apparently the beef industry) are afraid that beef is going to be taken down by the veggie burger industry? It isn’t going to happen. Not only is your preferred source of protien and vitamins going to be freely available for the foreseeable future, it just is not going to disappear.…

I would be very interested to know whether there was any sort of significant downtick in readership metrics after The Great Greying. I know I went to Splinter a lot less after that.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WHY IS THE SOCIALIST COMMIE NOT SCRAPPING AND STARVING AND WAITING IN A FOODLINE FOR HER POTATOE AND VODKA RATION WHY IS THE COMMIE SCUM SMILING AND ENJOYING HER LIFE AND APPEARING REASONABLY CONTENT

I dont think that was a hair salon.

Unlike our thrifty President, who uses the end of his neck tie.

She probably uses that fancy stuff that those cartoon bears on the commercials talk about, like she’s the Sultan of Goddamn Brunei. You know, the bears that talk WAY more about their shit than normal, red blooded Americans do. She should be using leftover napkins that she stole from Wendy’s like the rest of us.

Next up for the Washington Times: AOC uses 2-ply TP!  So fancy!!

Pretty sure conservative women pay as much or more for their bland do’s anyway.

Next week - The Squad eats dinner! Goddamned socialists putting food in their mouths! CHEWING! AND SWALLOWING! NOT WHAT AMERICANS WANT! When will it end?!?! NOW SHE IS DRINKING A GLASS OF WATER! Not just cupping her hands and slurping like a good ol’ boy should!

They really should have led with “Alex Swoyer is a woman, and she knows better than to say this, but...” I got to the end where it revealed it was a woman who knows what women’s haircuts cost making this attack anyway.  Fucking moonies.

Trump probably pays $700/month for hair care and he still ends up with this.

“I’m always super surprised by people married to predators who don’t seem to realize it. How much interalized misogyny must someone have before they accept some behaviour is beyond the pale.”

Of course; it woulda been pretty hard to kill the children after her own suicide. She’s no dummy.

I like Rose and all, but I wish she would use her spotlight to shed attention on other women and stories, rather than airing every mismatched sock in her personal Hollywood dirty laundry. At this point, I don’t think anyone is shocked to learn that Robert Rodriguez was an insensitive dickbro about making his…

And then you shat on his desk?

They don’t need to hack, they can just ask him, he’s dumb and will tell them.

Supposedly the Air Force communication guys and gals who run the secure comm lines at the White House came up with President Toddler’s My First Smartphone, which is basically a mobile device with everything disabled except Twitter and a basic web browser.

Oh no! You mean theoretically professional adults have to put down Facebook for a few hours a day? Well now they’ve just gone a step too far!