His female characters are consistently neurotic, self-absorbed manipulators whose primary plot function is to cause problems for men. Sometimes they’re played for laughs, sometimes for tragedy, but they are always a pastiche of negative female stereotypes. Actresses want these roles because they allow for Oscar-baity…

He didn’t even tell me to believe him, so how can I?!

Literally laughing out loud at the idea of Trump recommending a book. It’s “really good”, he says, but we all know he doesn’t read shit but the Mickey D’s menu and the alt-right twitter feed.

He’s even slurring his tweets now.

It’s going to come out that he paid for a Mistress to get an abortion right?

During every debate Clinton was poised and answered questions related to her policy while trump barked at the moon and wandered around like a dementia patient at sunset.

The cherry on top of that whackjob sundae is that, when end times happen, it is prophesied that the Jews will reject Judaism and convert to Christianity. All of this is said to occur in the Holy Land. I shit you not.

They don’t care about Israel. They are just anti-Muslim and don’t want the mainly Muslim Palestinians to have land because they think they are anti-Christian or terrorist or whatever other nonsense.

It’s likely insured.

I just realized I wasn’t terribly clear: I’m celebrating because he may have had a stroke. Am I a terrible person for celebrating....early? Before I know for sure?

James is coming to the phone to address this issue with you

Howard’s a little too low brow to be invited to Charlie Rose’s upper crusty molester/assaulter/harasser etc. book club and honestly, there was just barely room for the opera guy after Lauer joined.

Ah, I see, so all the spending will go into producing more weapons or updating them, and less money into monitoring public safety. Sounds like par for the course for this administration.

Definitely, you gotta have caps for everyday operations. As you note, “the solution is an emergency appropriations bill...” Which seems rather reasonable, given what the fucking ‘E’ in FEMA stands for. But I have to wonder whether they know that.

“How can we afford tax cuts for ourselves if we have to pay you for the work you do?”

I know this sounds awful, but FEMA cannot spend money Congress hasn’t appropriated. Salary caps are a thing all across the federal government, and this sort of thing happens. The solution is an emergency appropriations bill to cover the overtime – it’s been done in the past.

You may be onto something.

My guess is that Scientology has kompromat on some very important people at Netflix.

Don’t forget those horrible vagina-havers. They ruin everything. Glad the gubmint is finally stepping in to stop money going their way.

It is absolutely unconscionable to me that republican voters keep voting republican, when the people you are electing will never EVER stop showing you how pathetic they think you are.