Comrade Trump caught with his hand in the Borscht jar so now his only defense is to claim what he did was legal

I’m pretty sure I can guess what secret Lindsay Graham is trying to keep hidden.

Watching Trump not only burn down the house that the GOP built, but also castrate them with a dull spork and making them go insane trying to run cover for him is amusing as shit. I doubt it will destroy the GOP, but with every passing day, he effectively damages the GOP to a point that it will take them years to clean…

Hey, who are you gonna believe, Rudy “9/11!” Giuliani (9/11!!!) or “some guy” who spent most of his professional life working to further and support US and its allies’ interests in service to the State Department under several Presidents from both parties?

Dollar Store George Clooney. 

Slovenia as a front for Russia?

the way this story is developing is interesting because the right can’t figure out an angle to take that doesn’t involve Trump immediately contradicting them

Can this be filed to “news that’s not shocking at all”.

I assume someone in the Sackler clan is available.

Well…

That... That... isn’t even hyperbolic satire. I... I.... don’t even think that qualifies as satire any more. That is a well founded prediction.

Folks, have you heard about this book called The Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

The sad part about all of this is that future politicians now have a better grasp of how truly stupid and gullible voters can be and the standards of political leadership can continue to sink even further. 

It is almost impressive how he exists in a world of absolute non-truths. It’s not enough for him to lie, he has to say the absolute opposite of the truth. Trump is a walking, talking negation symbol.

If we were low-life memesters like the republicans, this would be our new slogan:

It’s hard work to stay in top of evolving social issues. I understand the phenomenon of letting your views crystallize as you get older and stop putting in the effort to be curious and informed. Luckily there is a simple and effective method for not attracting scorn due to outdated views: shut the fuck up.

Why was he chosen to be the moderator in the first place? Brilliant journalist and all, he’s still a dude pushing 80. His entire generation is part of the problem.

Theyre called commercials.

Also how many times has he used the word “perfect” to describe this phone call? That’s weird, right? That’s a weird word to use about a conversation.

I can confidently say that I have never attempted to be an influencer.  And yet, here I am, saying that I don’t think it’s a real job.  Does it involve work?  Yes.  Does it involve making money?  Yes.  But is it valuable, useful, helpful, or necessary?  No.