I had a tough time playing it when it came out, because it had the poor fortune of coming out a month after my stepmom passed away from cancer at a mere 44, and the opening chapters absolutely destroyed me, I couldn't stop sobbing. I actually didn't pick it up for almost a year but for other time consuming reasons, I…
Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.
I am in it for the story. It makes no sense, but I love his ideas.
“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”
Fuck China and fuck their president, you fuckers would be glad if winnie the pooh was your mascot and it is.
Huh. From his sniffing I guess I presumed they had.
I guess they cut out when Mel said, “After I make fuck with Donald, I take a load of benzoes. Sometimes before too.”
They need to give him some Adderall before he delivers a speech. It’s so difficult to listen to him talk. At no point have I ever listened to him stay on topic for more than a few minutes when he normally likes to deliver speeches that last 40 minutes up to two hours. His rallies are just old people rants. And when he…
This could’ve been a lot worse.
Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.
Go on, explain to me how he’s not in early-stage dementia. I’ll sit here and wait.
Or, don’t buy an Alexa.
I’ve tried using the web site and my PS4 and I still don’t have the option to change mine yet. What gives, Sony?
yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody
Nice try, mom
Massachusetts Man attempts to purchase tape of his own handjob.
Christ, he even spells it in the sketch: “C-H-I-G-G-I-N-S.”
These ought to be required by law. Best $30 I ever spent. I now average a roll of TP every 3-4 months.
These ought to be required by law. Best $30 I ever spent. I now average a roll of TP every 3-4 months.