Am I the only one that think this looks generic as hell? Dead wife and kid? Check. Angsty motherfucker as protagonist? Check. Protagonist cursed with some form dual personality? Check. The only thing unique about this game is that it's darker than the usual Tolkien fare. Or not, actually, as Tolkien was plenty dark.…

I'll smash your fucking teeth in, you cocksucking piece of shit.

I also tutored football players at my Alma mater and it was a heartbreaking experience. I met wonderful guys who understood that the only reason they graduated from High School was due to their athletic ability. Their lack of what I considered basic elementary skills was astounding. No amount of tutoring can help…

I used to tutor student athletes at a nearby school in North Carolina and I'd have to say this looks about right. It was a depressing, underpaid job that expected us to work miracles with these athletes who likely wouldn't have gotten into college on grades alone.

Bolognese pasta with scrambled eggs. I lived on that when I was in high school.

For those of you who have not tried the McGangbang, which is an entire McChicken sandwich placed inside of a McDouble, it's absolutley delicious, and ridiculously cheap.

well-behaved Xbox Live players

I'm just gonna say it. That gif isn't funny. Why do you think it's funny, Kotaku?

I sure hope EA and Microsoft are paying ISPs to use their bandwidth. Can't have everyone updating their games at the same rate. That wouldn't be fair.

Man that's just rediculous. Stop releasing games until they're patched up. seriously. It's rediculous. My brother borrowed Batman Origins from me a couple weeks ago, and the xbox he has isn't connected online so it didn't day one patch the game. The game will crash constantly. And most of the time, will do so…

BOOBS.

Why, that was pretty standard...

"Son, it took me 3.5 hours to read 25 pages."

Confused audio-book company hires a barely literate rap star to record an audio-book, the predictable happens.

The haters are hating because hes not white.

Wrong game.

The only one on this list that shouldn't be there is black ops, no call of duty game is good.