Meet an at-risk youth called Henry Hill. Victimized by horrific physical abuse from an early age, and traumatized by the responsibilities of caring for a handicapped brother, he fell prey to criminal elements in his rough East New York neighborhood in a time when social-services agencies were sadly lacking. At an…

I’m pretty sure this is an unused premise for a Chevy Chase movie...

But this is the thing, though, isn’t it? People do say things exactly like you mention, all the shitting time. Like, all the time. I’m not trying to make the argument that it’s all hunky-dory, but it is more complicated than some commenters are making it sound. Yes, theoretically it is always wrong to make…

No, do! Me and my boyfriend impersonate her stint on 30 Rock on an almost-daily basis! “Who’s callin’ ya at this wicked late ow-wah? Ya mudder?”

Hahaha.. is this what the Tilted Kilt is? My grandma and great aunt just came back from a trip to the states visiting their sister in suburban Illinois and this was the only place they had fun. They’re Scottish and they loved the theme...

Who needs it convince their child to eat eggs in the first place?? Eggs are the greatest foodstuff on the planet, and any kid of mine that turns up their nose it an egg of any colour is getting their ass dumped at a Dickensian orphanage, stat.

I don’t know if I’m inclined to go easy on Firth because of his beauty and decent demeanour, but perhaps he was aware of the weirdness and preferred acting with a woman of a more realistic age.

Colin Firth in Magic in the Moonlight? Or Viggo Mortensen in Two Faces of January?

The literal only way this could be confusing would be if Rihanna’s magazine was a comic book, and you could only hear about it in a non-written form. So, basically, a telephone-order comic book. Is this what she’s planning?

In fairness, just because No. 1s happen outside of the US doesn’t make them worthless. She’s had a few No. 1s here in the UK, although I couldn’t tell you what any of them were called because I’m old and dgaf. This just reminds me of when Americans call Come On Eileen a one-hit wonder, when Geno was just as successful…

Those Aussie ladies sound familiar...

If it’s any consolation, I think this list was once featured on Slate, and it was explained that these were the reasons the patient was allegedly driven mad, not the actual ‘crime’ that had them committed. So I think here they’re saying that the husband’s constant abuse had caused his wife to have a mental breakdown.

Hahaha, my boyfriend did this to me before we started going out. It was so hilarious, because it was an old college picture with a bunch of friends also tagged in it, and he was totally mortified. He still gets embarrassed if I bring it up.

Oh god, now all I can hear is the lingering trace of that speech impediment. Chris Evans has suddenly become less sexy...

Not gonna lie, I’m a little hot under the collar after reading that...

IT’S... oh... wait.

Oh, I’m with ya! Yeah, heaven forbid she should wear something she can pick stuff up in... that’s what assistants are for!