As a cub journo who has been exposed to similar indignities on more than a few occasions, more like wry sympathy...

Hats off to Page Six for their FLAWLESS weaving of the SJP narrative with imaginative details derived from her clothing in the photo.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...

OH THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. I wish they had let her improvise, it would have been nothing but net. I must admit that the cast's period looks are on point - no visible makeup (looking at you, 1949 version) and very natural-looking eyebrows.

She couldn't improvise growing out her eyebrows? Or was there improvisation in the movie? I just woke up and I'm so confused...

True dat, Byrne and Brazzi were smokin' hot. Paul Lukas in the 1933 version was the closest to the book (though mercifully sans beard), but he had the advantage of being cast opposite the wettest interpretation of Laurie ever seen. Trust me, no one could possibly be rooting for Kate Hepburn to settle down with him.

As a dedicated LW nerd, I have watched that series. Never thought I'd need to write this sentence but: the only good thing about it is Shatner. The other actors suck (and all the girls are doing that artifical 'Carol Kane in Annie Hall' 70s voice) and the production values are pretty dreadful. But Shatner really…

And, in fairness, between the ages of 10 and 17, I felt that way about a LOT of famous dudes.

I was educated in the UK and it seems fine to me. Like, I would probably use single quotation mark personally, but double doesn't scream 'wrong'. Actually, if I could be arsed, I would use italics (when typing -I only know one person who can actually write in italics at normal speed, she's awesome)

I've just realised what Taylor reminds me of... She always talks like Cady's Spring Fling speech. "Emma Gerber, that hair do must have taken hours and you look really pretty."

Lol. 'Best friend'. http://poormichelle.com/

Aww, my dream uncle JK Simmons looked so pleased to be namechecked. He's not usually opening monologue material.

What, what, what? This is the first I've heard! Fuck yeah! Latifah is exactly who I would have suggested (so, in a way, geez - think outside the box, HBO). Seriously, I am so psyched I'll even overlook yet another use of the so-so Michael K Williams (yeah, I said it).

I am really, really, inexcusably soft on GWTW for the most part, and love it so much that I can generally stand to cringe through the racist parts....

Oh God, I just had that exact thought...

Not regular, cos they are still all very wealthy. Some are just married to rich dudes (plastic surgeon is a good bet), while others are married to rich dudes and also run their own businesses (I say that, this is usually something like handbag designer or aspiring singers). Atlanta is actually much better than most of…

I love Anne Hathaway. Wannabe-Daria haters can suck it.

Horses for courses, I say. But I can't help but think that the phrase 'likeminded people' is almost always used just before something that sends me screaming for the hills.

It happened up until frighteningly recently. My great-grandmother (born 1915) once told me about a friend of hers who broke her leg while out collecting wood. When she was seeing the doctor to have it fixed up, he somehow got the notion that she wasn't 'all there' (not surprising, given that she'd just broken her leg)…

Even worse - it was at Farrah's funeral.

Ryan O'Neal is thane of the dirtbags.