If the kid is walking around I don’t see how the kid can’t eat a peanut butter sandwich, and this is from a person who dislikes peanut butter sandwiches, now if the kid gets messy and wants to touch everything it’s the duty of the parents to clean that mess, not only because people with allergies may or may not touch…

Why is a commenter like you even on Kotaku? People here love video-games, and shouldn’t be shamed for it.

I know it’s a very cool and smart move to bag on yet another comic book movie, especially on Twitter, but.................

I pulled it successfully a few times over at first as a kid. Trying not to laugh as the opposing coach screams at you about “respecting the game” or some bullshit is very hard. Even had them try to pull me out of the handshake line at the end.

I can’t imagine why this guy is single.

Jesus, dude. Let it go. If it fucking bothers you that much, its 2018, go Dutch on a first date!

Now hold on here. How hot and successful is she? I believe in the preservation of our country and all that, but let’s not get crazy.

I understand that it doesn’t MATTER who the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby is but it also WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME if it were B.J.

Pictured: Me eagerly awaiting Friday’s Clapback Mailbag after this post.

Can you please tell us a NES story every time a D.C. sports team shits the bed? Or would that result in you getting transferred to Kotaku?

It’s because they’re used to playing by a completely different set of rules and were completely blindsided and unprepared when the game changed at the highest levels of government.

You’re right. Shitting all over that wretched dead hag is much too good for her.

How about you have concern for people who aren’t in hell and alive enough to give half a shit about “words” that are also WORTH defending.

Cointerpoint: no she wasn’t.

“Look out ladies, I’m finally single and ready to mingle!”

This shibboleth is quite the dybbuk.

Do Republicans really not see how silly this obsession with George Soros has gotten? Have they really reached such a level of paranoia that they see Soros behind every liberal tree? Or do they not care and just use “Soros” as a sort of shibboleth signifying membership in the tribe?

This isn’t strictly appearance-based so please go easy with the shaming admonishments, but that is one repulsive ass motherfucker.