I learned to drive stick on almost this exact car. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

The Pens should have had their brooms out from the beginning though. If the Flyers could take 2, a team with an actual goaltender could be a real threat to them.

STOP THE PRESSES! Boston fans are being unreasonably whiny about a game that wasn’t outright given to them by the refs? Pull the other one!

Fuck him and fuck you too. You’re both monstrously sociopathic dicks with shit for brains. As if it doesn’t already suck on a truly existential level to be homeless, you have to keep an eye out for people disguising pranks as a modicum of decency.

Whoa, tough call there. I’d say no: if you don’t have direct female relations, you’re entitled to what belongs to you, which is all women’s bodies everywhere at all times

HOLY CRAP!

Someone smarter at cars than me is going to have to explain how that isn’t what would be considered a crossover

“Oh, what’s the point? They’re never going to like me”

Crews would probably just smile ruefully and pat him on the head

The pass that he threw directly to an audience member was sidesplittingly bad. I think he assumed that Justise Winslow was going to make a move, but I honestly couldn’t tell.

Oh shit, I just realized I don’t have a daughter OR sisters; ergo I can’t be concerned about women at all.

“low T projection”

Bacon fat pie crust for apple or pecan pie

This was pedantry of the best kind. I learned something interesting, and I’m going to try something new with my aeropress. Thanks, internet stranger!

If I were interested in reading the overwrought, excessively entitled scribblings of a wannabe incel fedora-wearing MRA shitheel, I’d be looking for your blog. But I’m not, so I don’t. You could stand to learn something from that

You fucking nailed it. The entire crux of Beat Bobby Flay makes me so fucking mad just to think about. “Oh, your apple pie is popular in Bumblefuck, USA? I’m going to make it even BETTER”

Kotaku. I can name GMG sites too!

DON’T put plants from the cabbage family in stocks; they’ll taste gross

SAME

Dying at how accurate this is. Don’t sleep on Luol Deng making a comeback in Minnesota!