That warms my empty, shriveled heart.

Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA —incl. @DavidHogg111. On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week, I apologize for any upset or hurt my tweet caused him or any of the brave victims of Parkland.

“...and even noticed how ‘poised’ he was given the tragedy.” is SHADE.

I like the idea that the first thing a white dude would do if he woke up black is see if he can say the “N-word.” As if there’s some magic keeping him from saying it as a white dude (especially alone, which is how he wakes). Of course then all he does as “Chris Brown” is lame bullshit. So, great aspirations, Dude.

What do you mean? We’re doing so great we can afford to throw perfectly good food in the garbage just for the sake of making a small child feel like shit.

there’s one group that sees itself as unfairly targeted, as Politico’s Jason Schwartz noted today: conservatives.

Regardless how you feel about Williams, the faint video is disturbing. The loss of control/panic in her eyes hits me in the gut every time.

“We all can own up to the water-logged fantasy board-game art scrawled across our sad, pasty, middle-aged backs.”

When the commute does. So, never!

Not really. All the other companies have no problem releasing new models.

*cough*

There are no men in that story. How bigoted

WOMEN shooting MEN by the HUNDREDS. A MAN MASSACRE. Men: BANNED from Silicon Valley BANNED from colleges BANNED from The Constitution. Men are VIOLENT, the poor dears. The sweet gumdrops. Man killers killing man killed men. Oh the menmanity.

“I combined equal parts lemonade and gin over ice, added a splash of Campari, and called it Whole Pink Lemonade. It’s my new summer drink.” 

Women don’t like the term gams. They prefer getaway sticks.

Yeah, but feminism means me and my bros can’t comment on broads’ gams anymore! And if we can’t talk gams, what else are we gonna do? Discuss our lives and feelings, hopes and dreams?!

I love that he’s a fighter, I love that he has guts, I love that he’s President.

This isn’t Boomer, but it is Harper. But she also isn’t so great at retrieving weapons. -_- ... Mostly just ropes.

My little Leo and Riley the true best dogs