I’ve got my own Boomer at home. Much worse in a firefight unless you need someone licked to death.

I’m not going to criticize a basketball player for choosing paid basketball work over unpaid basketball work.

Crispy chicken skin is the best. Why do you want us to eat soft gummy pale chicken skin? That’s sad Michael.

Not to mention, Rose was only 23 when he got hurt. Thomas is 29.

This is why I don’t care if athletes rest from time to time like LeBron or choose to come back on their own terms like Kawhi. IT played through an injury for the sake of the team, and then got dumped as soon as it was convenient for the team. The Celtics took advantage of his desire to compete.

Yeah, and if anything, Rose’s situation might make Thomas’s look even worse. Rose at least had very good size for a guard, so that theoretically he could remain useful as a switchable defender and make up for some of his lost quickness with length and reach. (This has not come to pass, obviously.) Thomas doesn’t even…

Derrick Rose is the best comparison that comes to mind for me. An MVP caliber season (Rose obviously got one, Thomas didn’t) followed by a serious injury to a player reliant on “quickness and burst.” Here’s to hoping Thomas doesn’t have a similar career trend post-injury

I just clicked on all the links to the other IT articles after this column and watched him fuck up the league just last year and now I’m sad.

Someone pointed out to me, in an article about Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins being a freaking mutant, that when a person has that much money and name-recognition, sometimes people are too slow to disregard their feelings and point out that they’re being an ass.

“Just link Fallon who actually apparently has and save us this redundancy.”

THEY DID IN THE ARTICLE. Oh my fucking god, make sure you’re right before you complain.

Everytime I look at that chinless, douchey, inbred-looking face, I’m just flabbergasted that he married, fathered children, and had an affair.

Yeah, Hottie Avenatti’s no idiot, so I’m sure he’s observed how frequently he incriminates himself when he does that and has been baiting him on tv in an effort to get him to do exactly that.

Y Kant Sean Read

Dude, there are QUOTES FROM THE BOOK in these reviews.

Opinions.

So, that vest he’s wearing, was that designed by Rob Leifeld or something? What is he keeping in all those pouches?

James Corden can fuck off forever.

They say you’ve gotta separate the art from the artist and all that shit, but this guy beat the fuck out of a pregnant woman and he’s on top of the Billboard charts?

I really liked this so I read it to my wife. Her response: "So, does his wife know that the only reason they met is because he was trying to scam on some waitress?"

There have been a few "holy shit" moments at restaurants but I can't really remember them all that well, so this is going to sound asshole-y, but it was something I cooked. Just a super simple tomato and spinach
balsamic vinegar chicken deal, following a recipe, but I took a bite and was shocked it came out tasting…