Racism? At an Indians game?

oh my god. this is the best and just how i wanted to picture them together. i think we all desperately needed this affirmation in our lives right now.

I will take this as a legally binding offer to 1) pay for the costs of me owning a car 2) deal with alternate side parking every day.

Two obvious takes

“Lady-driven” is code that you need to replace the hinges on the driver’s side sun visor. You know us wimmins are always putting on mascara while driving.

Sorry, I was vague...I meant after the game. You see bites, etc, you watch video after the game and retroactively give a yellow or red. Other sports do this for fines and even suspensions even if a penalty wasn’t called during the game. Again, if this happens then my complete lack of soccer knowledge is hurting my…

I’ve always wondered why soccer can’t go to the video after the fact and deliver cards for this kind of stuff and diving. To me, it would cut a lot of the bullshit out that refs legitimately might not be able to see 

You won’t learn much about the Warhammer Fantasy setting or characters from this game, but it is still very enjoyable even if you don’t know the setting. You’ll want to read the books if you want to know the lore. There are a lot of Warhammer Fantasy books, and they’re surprisingly good. I figured they would be bad…

Brittany is a very strange area, almost like how Wales or Scotland fits into the UK.

OK.

Reposting a reddit comment I made, but

Actually, he put the apostrophe there because (paraphrasing) “it’s funny that lots of black athletes have apostrophes in their names, right??”

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Yeah, they were duped, but don’t you stand there and pretend like they took up valuable news time. This was the most exciting thing that’s happened to Eau Claire since I stopped to shit at their Wendy’s while driving to Minneapolis.

False, I didn’t get “you will never meet Shigeru Miyamoto (the closest thing to a hero you’ve ever had) and when he eventually dies a part of you will die too” so I know it’s not accurate.

OMG @ Fat Rider Strong! Hahahahaha too good.

Chickens coming home to roost plain and simple: Texas started an arms race with the Longhorn Network and everybody lost. UT fired its consistently successful coach Mack Brown because fans had delusions of Alabama; A&M went to the SEC following their own delusions of grandeur; and the other three got caught up in…

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

And then he dabbed.