Give it a shot. It’s hard to avoid all the dust at the bottom, so plastic bags are ideal; you just turn it upside down once in a while to redistribute

“2Shackles”

We’re lame and bring in our own popcorn. Here’s why: one of the few things in my life that I refuse to eat is movie theater popcorn. It’s always greasy, chewy, and just generally gross. We pop our popcorn at home, put juuuuust enough melted butter to coat it, then toss it with Old Bay and a shitload of nutritional…

Welp, I’m jealous as hell

I bought the Metal Slug collection for my PS4. It’s great, because you get unlimited lives. BEAUTIFUL damn game, hard as NAILS

MASK really IS a weird choice to start this off, considering Centurions would be the clearly superior choice for an action movie.

Bingo

When I first started waiting tables, I was legitimately offended that aioli was shorthand for mayo, since the real thing is SOOOOOO much better

Are we CERTAIN that this isn’t Geoff Johns wearing a BMB mask?

Cottage cheese mixed with pineapple OR cottage cheese on some well-toasted bread with copious salt and pepper and maybe some red onion are the only good ways to eat it.

I did a deep dive on this a few years ago. IIRC, Marvel actually tried to reintegrate the Ultraverse for a while, but there was a huge rights issue with someone else. This is NOT to defend Black September (which, HOLY SHIT, was SO GODDAMN BAD), but I’ve had a story in my head for how to bring the Ultraverse in for a…

Dying at this. Took me a year to pay off

Nice

You could always just grab her by the pussy then ask her how she feels about it

*Furiously praying for a Raptors/Celtics conference finals*

Bobby, I’ve read that paragraph on Pink (errr, P!nk) 5 times, and I still can’t figure out what you’re trying to say.

Friend of mine interned there. He once brought up legalized pot, and the company execs said, ominously, “we have plans in place for when that goes national”

What is happening in that picture of cats? Is there a cat management sim? Can you manage an army of cats?? Can those cats then perform tasks?? Can they fight for you??? Cat fight club???!1?

Goddammit, you’re right. I’ll turn in my bourbon nerd badge and gun...

I flew in to a bachelor party, where a friend of mine had told me they had bought me a ticket. Bad news: they didn’t, which I only found out once I was at the actual airport. Hungover as shit, the guy at the desk tells me the only seat they have left for the day is first class. $1000. I wearily pull out my credit card.