That picture of you is like a nerd photoshop. Holy shit. Even I want to take your lunch money.

Irritated Ian

At this point, the Pappy that’s available is just Eagle Rare that’s been carefully aged and selected. There’s really no point to buying it anymore

Not ashamed to admit I teared up a little bit

Warner Brothers: Fucking up good things since 1923

Darren Wilson and George Zimmerman are two people whose mashed potato faces are branded in my brain. I see either of them, I’m immediately looking for a way to smash a brick over their heads

“Lastly, I only date black men. It is a decided preference”

Definitely thought you were going to go elsewhere with that.

13K for a car that needs work that “the shop can do” is a DANGEROUS proposition. This seems like a situation where you get the keys and the shop turns around and charges you another 13K to fix the issues. CP for that alone

Isn’t Sainsbury also the one that packages everything in layers and layers of plastic?

Has there been a Morning Spoilers about the likelihood of Ronin showing up?

I personally have probably posted it to various GMG pages around 8 times. Its truth is universal

Being able to browse for cool, hard-to-find movies is what I miss most about indie video stores. I wouldn’t have been able to see Battle Royale, Lone Wolf and Cub (the real version), or a lot of other rarities without the knowledgeable hand of the store owner.

That’s actually a great point. His original score was likely real, but he just couldn’t stand to not be on top

I can’t even do that anymore. I used to read everything he wrote and religiously listened to his podcasts; bought his books too. Now I actively avoid everything Simmons-related, including the Ringer (barring the occasional Shea Serrano article...)

He has gone beyond parody of himself into some twisted, small splinter of a human. I used to be a huge fan of him, but he’s just a joke at this point

Why in hell didn’t Marrero just hold back instead?

I still have this shirt in blue

Wait, Pang’s entire argument rests on ALSO having some kind of vinegary/briny counterpoint along with the mayo. But he’s not defending mayo alone on a hot dog. Ergo, his argument is null and void