If they would up their cycling coverage, and lower their coverage of third-rate Premier League teams, they’d be my most-watched sports station BY FAR.

“NFL mad at ESPN for reporting news”

It’s not Frida if her eyebrows are shaved, period

Chicago is less friendly than other places, but it also doesn’t have “Minnesota nice”. People are still relatively friendly, and your friends are YOUR FRIENDS

“Ooog, Morty, I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach”

It’s actually doable, but the problem is that he’ll go for like 45 minutes without drinking anything, and then have 3 white russians in the span of 10 minutes. All that cream makes it REALLY hard to drink quickly, PLUS that’s a lot of booze

It was one or the other though in some cases both

ooooooh what’s that???

The Lebowski Challenge! Slayer of digestive systems the world over.

2) I don’t think it matters. Lebron’s Cavs/Heat and Duncan’s Spurs were all famous for taking off entire stretches of the schedule. All that matters is heating up at the right time. And considering Durant seems to have decided that this is the year he’ll be the best defender in the league to go along with his insane…

There’s an enormous liquor store near me, about the size of a Costco. They have two sections devoted to cider, which probably works out to about 24 brands, give or take. Of those 24 brands, ONE of them was labeled as “semi-dry”; the rest were all Angry Orchard-style crap. I couldn’t believe it

Basque style ciders are a bit tougher to find but WOOOOOO; all sour funk deliciousness. Goes great with charcuterie and cheese

Holy shit. That they quoted her at all is APPALLING, but in this context? WOW

The Root commenters were calmly furious about the arrangement at the beginning, reasoning that many of them were marginalized/banned over at Jez. It’s not good at all

It’s really been a bad look for Jez from the jump, and their complete inaction on it since then is just salt in the wound

Add honey and nuts. Or use as a quick and dirty substitute for cream cheese. It’s got a consistency almost like frosting

That, along with the Jezeroot nonentity, make this a weird declaration

I don’t think I’ve ever shared an article to my Facebook feed this fast in my life

It’s basically sour cream but slightly healthier! I think

Dude, you’ve been on Deadspin for a while now. People comment on whatever the fuck they want. He’s not calling him a pussy or anything for being upfront about his mental health; he’s just commenting