Holy shit. That they quoted her at all is APPALLING, but in this context? WOW

The Root commenters were calmly furious about the arrangement at the beginning, reasoning that many of them were marginalized/banned over at Jez. It’s not good at all

It’s really been a bad look for Jez from the jump, and their complete inaction on it since then is just salt in the wound

Add honey and nuts. Or use as a quick and dirty substitute for cream cheese. It’s got a consistency almost like frosting

That, along with the Jezeroot nonentity, make this a weird declaration

I don’t think I’ve ever shared an article to my Facebook feed this fast in my life

It’s basically sour cream but slightly healthier! I think

Dude, you’ve been on Deadspin for a while now. People comment on whatever the fuck they want. He’s not calling him a pussy or anything for being upfront about his mental health; he’s just commenting

Wow, timely!

I think he rides for Noosa now

Agreed. There are some legit germaphobes here

Kate, this is overall solid reporting, but you made a key error in the Greek yogurt section. You neglected to mention that Fage Total is the only Greek yogurt worth eating, and all others are trash. That’s just irresponsible journalism

Don’t forget the marrow shots!

“Some have made the inference” Fucking DYING

Absolutely no one looks good with the beard Carson is rocking up top (especially at that angle). It’s like a hair sphincter around an anus; and in both cases, shit comes out

First good thing you’ve written this week

Go post your dumbfuck opinions somewhere I and others can’t read them and thus comment on them

Its owner keeps trying to swallow my peen for some reason

It’s actually one of my favorite books. I think it’s a page turner tbh

If that’s your number one condiment, it explains a LOT