Not me. It’s delicious, and I ride for it, but it wasn’t me.

The guy who doesn’t eat seafood is not the guy I’ll be learning about sauces from

Wow, and they say white people like unseasoned food

This isn’t surprising at all, but is there a way to control for the natural corporate backbiting? I’m at what could possibly be the tail end of my big corporate days, and there is a truly amazing amount of backstabbing, and no one is immune or too good for it if they’re succeeding

What exactly is a first rate condiment in your opinion? The guy who refuses to eat an entire range of food for no reason isn’t the guy who should be giving out food advice

Sriracha

Hey, I’ve got the Jonze/Cunningham/Gondry one too! The Gondry one was such a classic to put on after getting high

That’s the same guy who said rooster sauce is for lesser palates. For a person who basically doesn’t like anything outside of your basic meats, he/she spends a lot of time on a food blog

Jesus, there are some seriously partisan lines being drawn here. Lemons are delicious! Limes are delicious! ALL CITRUS IS DELICIOUS! They can (and should) be used for different things and THAT’S OKAY!

Then why are you worried what your fucking server thinks?!? Either BE less wasteful and less of a child, or own that you don’t care about wasting food!

It totally makes sense that Spielberg would get involved, since he gets what makes kids become adults with their same attachments, but I think he got WAY carried away from watching, like, Wreck It Ralph or something.

Hold the fuck on. You’re more worried about seeming less wasteful than actually being less wasteful? You’re fucked in the head

The issue is that in smaller cities, you really don’t have a choice. You either take advantage of Uber/Lyft, or you throw yourselves at the mercy of the metro cab company. I used to live in an upstate NY city that had its own airport; there was one cab company servicing the entire damn city and outlying areas. You…

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This movie should be nostalgia heroin for me. All of the trailers (and now this) have used tons of images/characters from some of my favorite or most nostalgic movies. But it has this “Not Another [blank] Movie” feel to it, where there’s not actually a reason beyond ‘hey, remember THIS thing that you love?’ Memba…

Fucking SAME

I’ve been trying to figure out a way to best distinguish my perspective on this, that increased numbers of mass shootings aren’t really a sign of crime, exactly. It’s more a sign of A. a general issue of gun availability and B. an issue of overall mental health. Like, I don’t think there’s a high rate of recidivism…

Didn’t Canelo get extra swole before he boxed Pacquiao? Why isn’t he getting extra penalized considering this has happened before (besides the obvious fact that the entire world is waiting for Canelo-GGG II and no force or fix on Earth could move the date)?

The Worse Things Get basically soundtracked an incredibly painful breakup for me (Night Still Comes immediately sends me into a Proustian mindspace), so I will always always always love it

I will always star that gif for the rest of my life