Jesus, there are some seriously partisan lines being drawn here. Lemons are delicious! Limes are delicious! ALL CITRUS IS DELICIOUS! They can (and should) be used for different things and THAT’S OKAY!

Then why are you worried what your fucking server thinks?!? Either BE less wasteful and less of a child, or own that you don’t care about wasting food!

Hold the fuck on. You’re more worried about seeming less wasteful than actually being less wasteful? You’re fucked in the head

The issue is that in smaller cities, you really don’t have a choice. You either take advantage of Uber/Lyft, or you throw yourselves at the mercy of the metro cab company. I used to live in an upstate NY city that had its own airport; there was one cab company servicing the entire damn city and outlying areas. You…

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Fucking SAME

I’ve been trying to figure out a way to best distinguish my perspective on this, that increased numbers of mass shootings aren’t really a sign of crime, exactly. It’s more a sign of A. a general issue of gun availability and B. an issue of overall mental health. Like, I don’t think there’s a high rate of recidivism…

Didn’t Canelo get extra swole before he boxed Pacquiao? Why isn’t he getting extra penalized considering this has happened before (besides the obvious fact that the entire world is waiting for Canelo-GGG II and no force or fix on Earth could move the date)?

The Worse Things Get basically soundtracked an incredibly painful breakup for me (Night Still Comes immediately sends me into a Proustian mindspace), so I will always always always love it

I will always star that gif for the rest of my life

“I don’t have a pretty voice”

Angry Raph is best Raph

This guy gets it

My own personal credo is that screw tops are for whites, not reds. YMMV, but it has yet to be wrong: I’ve had some atrocious screw top reds, but never a bad white

I normally don’t have a problem with mixing it up in these comment boards (wegotatoughguyoverhere.jpg), but the degree of anger people had about splitting entrees was fucking ridiculous. When I waited tables, I had no issue with people splitting entrees, because it usually meant they were ordering apps (which gave me…

Bannon is rotting from the inside out. I can’t even look at “good” photos of him, because it looks like his skin is sloughing off in rebellion

Nonino is basically a liqueur. I definitely love bitter stuff, but that was like sipping on syrup. Still absolutely delicious if you pour some boiling water into a mug, swirl it around, pour it out, then throw in some Nonino

Is Mo’nique really a great example of the post-Oscar dropoff though? Considering how vociferously she protested having to do press for Precious (something that literally every star is expected to do), it’s no wonder Hollywood isn’t exactly banging her door down

“Collagen Rock” fucking SHREDS. Buuuuut can someone let me know if the lyrics are as misogynist as they seem on first blush?

Bingo. I get paid more than my parents made from their jobs, and my benefits are great, but it sucks that A. I’m working 5.5-6 days a week and ~10hrs per day, and B. that I just get cartoonishly depressed when I get to the office