Cannot star enough. This is part of a rapidly changing trend that makes me uneasy to think about

I had to pull that move where you cough for a few seconds to cover up because you’re laughing so hard and your office frowns on joy

“RECOMMENDED FURTHER LISTENING

That’s actually a pretty brilliant idea and would be a phenomenal inducement into the overall Google ecosystem. But! The reason it wouldn’t work for me personally is because I refuse to integrate myself further into any ecosystem (Apple, Google, Amazon, etc)

My phone has no memory as it is so my apps are ALL utilitarian (except Instagram :/)

Basterds is extremely good, but Hateful Eight was one of the most joyless, arduous cinematic experiences I’ve ever had. I’d rather watch Salo than Hateful Eight again. Django is also really good, but (I’d argue) revels way too much in the slavemasters putting people through torture. Honestly, DiCaprio saves that movie…

While I think the quality of his work has taken a nosedive, Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction/Jackie Brown is one of the most amazing triads a director has ever pulled off

Wait, what? What exactly do you think Zed is doing to Marcellus while he’s trussed up?

The whole Anita Sarkeesian thing is enough for me to wish that everything bad happens to him. Lord please let me step on his neck

A “yeasty” environment? Dafuq

He sucks, but he really did resign. He probably WOULD have been booted, but he resigned before they could do so

My knee jerk response is to call you an idiot, but I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt right now

“Beyoncé’s main contribution to “Top Off” is 60 seconds of her doing the “I’m Beyoncé and I’m just gonna slur-scat-rap about bitches and Balenciaga and crawfish right now because I’m Beyoncé” thing again”

My impossible fantasy is a brick phone that can also run Google Maps

Hmmmm. I might give it a turn when I’m housebound this weekend. Thanks for the tip, kind internet stranger

I want a remaster of Origins SO BAD. Deathstroke v Batman was NOT given its due in AK

As sassy as a slice of Wonder Bread left out in the rain

Hateful Eight was fucking terrible. I almost walked out of it

I saw that talking point spring up from some people in my FB feed like a day after Parkland. She had no idea either, but it’s such a great way to own the libs, CLEARLY

Someone on Jez said that Pulp Fiction hasn’t held up well. Besides QT’s own cameo, the entire movie could be lifted wholesale to modern times and not change a bit