DONUTS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM!!!

M’s fan, can confirm. Ichiro’s BP was why you came out early.

I remember hearing that Ichiro used to hit bombs in BP and was more of a line drive hitter in game on purpose. Ohtani’s swing seems like if Ichiro said fuck it, chicks dig the long ball.

Goddamn that swing looked Ichiro-esque.

Less gross when you make $25M a year. But for us normies, yes.

I lived in St. Louis for 5 years, and spent a month in NY (work project). I love the Lou and always will, but for the young, rich, and famous, (admittedly none of those 3) there’s nothing like Manhattan.

I believe he’s actually the worst spot-up three-point shooter in the NBA this season, but Billy Donovan’s OK with these shots because COMPETITIVENESS. He was also OK with Carmelo jacking a bunch of threes in the previous loss because SHOTMAKER IN THIS LEAGUE. Incidentally, as of Wednesday, Melo had the fourth-worst…

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

posting a record of 20-22-6 with an .875 save percentage and 3.44 GAA.

They found him in a tax shelter?

All NHL teams keep a list of local goalies to call on in case of an emergency. They’re usually old college guys playing beer league. The dream is to get called up to sit on the bench as the emergency backup. This is just unreal. What a night for that guy.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Neat story, glad he was able to come through with those saves.

McDavid also scored a ridiculous goal tonight and I figured that would be the one to beat, and then I saw this one. Insane.

For normal people that is the lucky shot of their life. For Crosby that’s a normal Thursday afternoon.

I thought it was about the television show Atlanta.

I thought it was about the show

Every time they pay the ransom it makes it more likely that the attack will happen again. The attack works to make hackers money. That’s why you don’t negotiate with terrorists and why you don’t pay ransoms.

It is very much so illegal for a municipality to pay ransoms, for obvious reasons. And I know I can’t be the only one who would rather my government spend millions to fix their fuckups than five figures to give in to terrorists’ demands...

Am I the only one not in Atlanta who thought he Mike was joking at first?