I don’t think they are all child molesters, but I question their work ethic. Like “fuck this, adult stuff is too hard, I am going to work in the mediocre world of children’s programming”. Sesame Street excepted, of course. I felt the same way when They Might Be Giants decided they were a kid’s band.

Or when I watched Police Academy for the first time in decades and found myself 100% on Harris’ side.

I have an automatic distrust of any adult who chooses to go into kids TV.

It is really bumming me out that 80s jocks turned out to be right about nerds and slobs.

Taking medical leave for that amount of time says internal investigation.

“This just goes to show that none of you learned the most basic lesson in medicine, medicine 101, that you should have learned in your first week: don’t trust your patients.”

Two words:

The seeding confused me so much that I questioned my own understanding of life and art.

I’m here for the “blow on the inside” jokes.

It’s all about the traditional of consuming cured Jewish meats and dyed German beer.

Given how most of the US treats St. Patrick’s Day, I fail to see how this is measurably worse, apart from the whole, “Well, if you don’t like the military, here’s a really easy chip to scrape away at.”

Yes, it’s tone-deaf, and yes, it’s emblematic of a fundamental misunderstanding of what St. Pat’s is, what it’s about,…

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Remember when Larry Nance and Rodney Hood fixed the Cavs? That was a fun half-week.

he’s grown quite adept at traveling that route on his way to the hoop.

+1 yellow support the troops/ not the war bumper sticker

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

Kobe’s quote for the next two films in the trilogy just went up to $48 million, but nobody in Hollywood is stupid enough to pay it and destroy the franchise.

Isn’t that what usually wins at the Oscars?

“This is the first Academy Award for The Player’s Tribune.”