I don’t think they are all child molesters, but I question their work ethic. Like “fuck this, adult stuff is too hard, I am going to work in the mediocre world of children’s programming”. Sesame Street excepted, of course. I felt the same way when They Might Be Giants decided they were a kid’s band.

Or when I watched Police Academy for the first time in decades and found myself 100% on Harris’ side.

I have an automatic distrust of any adult who chooses to go into kids TV.

It is really bumming me out that 80s jocks turned out to be right about nerds and slobs.

Taking medical leave for that amount of time says internal investigation.

“This just goes to show that none of you learned the most basic lesson in medicine, medicine 101, that you should have learned in your first week: don’t trust your patients.”

Two words:

I’m here for the “blow on the inside” jokes.

This is...SnortsCenter

Remember when Larry Nance and Rodney Hood fixed the Cavs? That was a fun half-week.

he’s grown quite adept at traveling that route on his way to the hoop.

+1 yellow support the troops/ not the war bumper sticker

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

Bill Cosby also has 0 rape convictions. Doesn’t change the fact that he did that shit.

Kobe’s quote for the next two films in the trilogy just went up to $48 million, but nobody in Hollywood is stupid enough to pay it and destroy the franchise.

Isn’t that what usually wins at the Oscars?

“This is the first Academy Award for The Player’s Tribune.”

1. I didn’t write one?

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

Can I both believe her and at the same time never in a million years think Ryan Seacrest would want his penis near a woman?