He never should've listened to ARod about all those steroids and such. Was nothing but trouble. At least now he's turned to Bartolo Colon for guidance instead, who illustrates that cheeseburgers are the ultimate PED.

Jesus: "And.... what was the last one... I always forget it... oh yes! And GLUTTONY."

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

Looks like she might be changing her name to Gracie Silver! I mean, if she meets a nice Jewish boy in college and if they fall in love and eventually get married and if she's into changing her name, which is totally up to her, I mean, I understand her wanting to keep her own identity if that's her thing, but it's…

That was her ode to the Russian hockey team.

Apparently Bob is having a tough time finding a good pediatrician in Sochi.

In Soviet Russia, cat....

You've earned it:

But if you're saying "Eh, fuck this", you're already rooting for the Canadian team!

All I know is that last night I used the word "Twizzles" and I have begun to question many, many things about myself.

There's an easy, objective way to determine who is the best at ice dancing: whichever pair lasts the longest before I say, "Eh, fuck this" and change the channel is the best.

Cooper: Bodie, last question - you are now in the fetal position on the freezing snow after my first 4 questions - is it safe to say that Chilly is with you at this moment?

You call it "flirting in the office", but I'm sure the ladies at your work call it "creepy".

I realize this is an old story, but as someone who worked there I just wanted to clear up the misconception: that is not Loren Nancarrow, it's one of the producers at KUSI. It's one instance of a long-time running gag that people finally noticed, at what turned out to be the worst possible time.

OK, I'll bite.

More and more evidence is suggesting that the real danger of obesity has nothing to do with fat, and everything to do with the stigma of being fat.