That's one of the wingers they brought up from Rochester, Fat LaFontaine.

I doubt this guy is getting puss any time soon.

"Nobody shows up my son!!!"

Of all the Seattle pictures, this is the Seattliest. PBR and Skittles. Look at those fucking hipsters taste the rainbow.

Seriously, good for them. There seemed to be a concerted effort to brand Seahawks fans as "TEH WORST IN THE NFL!" the past few weeks, led by a certain "classy" fan base just dying to pass the crown onto somebody else. Ever since the lead-up to the Niner game they've been pretty mellow. They packed the Super Bowl…

YEAST MODE!

"There were arrests in the University District, where burning mattresses and couches lit up Greek Row."

Kevin Nash cut his hair again!

"Lover..."

Mr. Roger Goodell, you claimed earlier today that the consequences of playing in the NFL are often positive.

"I can just imagine what his dick looks like." - Jenn Sterger

Well...this is grate...

Is it possible for the PHOENIX open to have a more appropriate sponsor?

A bunch of my classmates are getting plastered over there as we speak. It is, as I've been told, the shit show to end all shit shows.

Joke's on you, Sean. Most of that stuff would go into the recycling container.

Hey, at least from time to time we get stuff like this:

"(He) had met his obligations, if as minimally as possible" is printed on my college diploma, I think.

Mr. D. Orlando Ledbetter seems to be very dissatisfied with six unconstructive minutes.

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

Wow, 10 years... guess it was time for a walk down mammary lane.