Could be worse, he could’ve been Rolls Royce Rolls Royce.

They must know my friends Glock Bugatti, Tommy G. Dodge, and Colt Cadillac.

He didn’t have the luck of Magnum Ferrari, a very successful door-to-door salesman of moustache combs.

If you think that’s bad, you should see the hell Mr. Kalashnikov Fiat, a simple Algerian tailor with early 90s e-commerce aspirations has gone through.

WAIT WUT. Jimmy Johns is an abortion of a sandwich shop. They have nothing but cold mediocrity, only one type of cheese, they SPATULA the goddamn mayo on there, and yet people line up out the door while superior places like Quiznos and Jersey Mike’s are often across the street. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Hot take! Someone please explain the concept of tweets not being reliable to our President.

Subway has been wanting to drop the sponsorship since Edwards retired. They found an excuse to do it.

No, this is more petty. Last I checked Subway does not sell donuts, they focus on sandwiches for the most part.

Are you a Confederate economic apologist? Who claims it was about states rights and protecting the southern economy? Which was supported by the oppressive enslavement of human beings? What narrative or perspective that actually matters am I leaving out? Southerners who didn’t have slaves? They had it pretty good…

Lecture?

You missed my point.

Then you’d be completely missing the point he was making.

If my ancestors had been enslaved for hundreds of years, later freed but oppressed, and later legally granted rights but still oppressed by a system of institutionalized racism, I wouldn’t think I was being overly sensitive.

I hate that you’re likely right. In our society, nurse Wubbles is most likely to get the result of the department taking appropriate action by suing over Detective Payne’s conduct. I share your doubt that any internal investigation will have teeth to change his behavior in the future, but a sizable settlement payment…

Because cops here believe they exist to protect each other instead of serving the public. It’s them against us so regardless of our innocence, we’re all suspects until we prove otherwise.

Why are US police so violent towards everybody? Are they afraid? Insecure? Misogynists? Wannabe-army? What’s wrong with them? The police in the UK would never handle a sober, non-aggressive, non-violent suspect in this manner, let alone another member of an emergency service. In the UK this would be big news, and…

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

That’s what the /s tag is for.

this was supposed to be sarcasm. the internet, ladies and gentlemen.

This is the best thing to happen to Kinja ever