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9/24/19

...weird dude from Silicon Valley...

9/23/19

I prefer the traditional French appetite suppressant: cigarettes.

9/22/19

I knew Bob Newhart was still alive. I’m the guy on the other side of that telephone conversation he’s always having.

9/20/19

Andrew should smile more! He’d be more pleasing to the eye without the resting bitch face! And he should go to jail!

9/19/19

you know, katie, tom delonge is an actual goddamn human being, with agency, with thoughts, with dreams and the right be treated as such.

9/10/19

I mean, from what I understand he’s a fairly good father.

9/10/19

Well, he has about 7 kids that he’s successfully taking care of.

9/10/19

He looks douchey but I don’t think there’s been even a whisper of anything bad about him as a parent. It’s a good thing that those kids have him as a stable parental presence in their lives (I love Britney, but she’s probably still not the best in that regard).

9/10/19

I mean to be fair we were first introduced to him over a decade ago. Ten years ago I didn’t have custody of my child and I was doing at least $60 worth of opiates each day so we have no idea how he might have matured.

9/9/19

But he’s a lumberjack, and he’s OK.

9/9/19

Jeez, is there anything this broad won’t quit?

9/6/19

“Like the red balloons that portend Pennywise’s presence...”

9/4/19

I believe both things can be true. Mia has questionable parenting skills and Woody is a predator. I don’t know about Dylan but everything else points to him being a predator. He preyed on one of his actresses when she was 16, he preyed on his current wife when she was a teenager. The Dylan stuff is tricky, I believe…

9/3/19