Well, I guarantee you that this team will be lucky to go 8-8.

This team is going to suck for years.

They are never going to spend anymore money than they do now. They are stealing your money and attention. Listen, knock yourself out. I was one of the biggest baseball fans ever. After 1994, when they cancelled the season, I was done. I just think it's pathetic to follow a team like this. They are playing you.

My thumb doesn't have a chance of getting inside my nose. I am flabbergasted that people do this. I do have a small, puggish nose, I guess.

Isn't this what the singularity is?

Exactly how is it that much better now? One good hitter that we won't keep (like always), and a bunch of weak sisters. You have to be a fool to root for this team.

To get a child into the fucking Pittsburgh Pirates is out and out child abuse.

I'm pretty sure that is what he did. He's famous for acting like a buffon in front of a crowd

Where is the motherfucking governor of this state right now? This cocksucker better take some motherfucking action. NOW.

Is that an older picture? In recent years I thought it looked like a scar. Did he have it removed?

How is it a birth mark if it has stitches scars? I'm not trying to break your balls, I'm curious. It looks worse every year.

What the fuck is the story behind that enormous scar on his face that never seems to heal?

Jesus Christ, there is no hope for humans.

They do this for regular season games, and that's it, I'm out. These past couple years in my old age (57), I've been getting more and more disgusted with this league. That's all I need.

Fair enough. Thanks

This is one of your best rants. Extremely good point. I have a question-is "on a stick" the same as a Kabob? It seems to me "on a stick" is thicker, like a corndog. That picture just looks like kabob. I don't know if I'm spelling that correctly.

You, sir, are clearly brilliant. Wipe Snyder's come out of your eyes

Women need to stop shaving thier pussies.

Claire Wackoff? Are you kidding me?

Why don't you take Snyder's dick out of your mouth, asshole. I propose you change the name of the team to the Washington Niggers. That wouldn't be offensive.