Evaporated and condensed are synonyms

She loves to bust out those titties.

Anybody that doesn't want herbaceous sauteed veggies in a dish should not be allowed to eat.

Albert, I love your posts. I cook alot and I always used salted butter and I always need more salt to make it properly seasoned. IMO the amount of salt in a stick of butter doesn't get you anywhere near a baseline of saltiness, whether you are using salty ingredients or not. Just sayin'

That's what I'm sayin'

I agree with several of your sentiments, but medium well done you should keep to your self. Go past medium and you fucked it up. Right between med-rare and medium is optimal. And while we are on pet peeves, you don't mix a bunch of shit into the ground meat and call it a burger-that is a fucking meat loaf. A good…

We used to call those golf ball burgers

I thought tight boxers = boxer briefs. What the fuck is the difference??

I agree that this is gross, but to think like the wife did, that room temperature milk at this temperature for 45 mins will make you sick is insane. Milk needs alot longer than that to go bad.

Mayo on a burger is the opposite of heresy. And on both buns. That's the way you eat a fucking burger (also adding whatever else you like, like Ketchup). I love Drew, but his mayo-phobia is ridiculous.

These issues with regular boxers you speak of I have never had, and I have been wearing regular boxers for 40 years (I am old). If you smooth them out when you put on pants, everything is fine. I wear compression shorts when I run/play tennis, and boxer briefs have the same feeling, which is a feeling I don't like…

Except if you eat any sandwich with a knife and fork, I will choke the life out of you.

Drew, no offense, but describing what an atomic orbital is and saying that hide and seek is a good analogy isn't an answer, especially whether the hide and seek would be easy or hard. So, Tim added nothing (again, no offense). Your logic, without Tim's"contribution", was sound. Sorry, I have a Ph.D in chemistry, so…

Thanks for the response.

Will, I love these posts, but Burger King makes a Big mac knock off now. Why not compare that to the Big Mac? Just sayin'

By my count, this is 6 weeks and 1 day =43 days. This motherfucker is asking for sex 62.8% of the time. Learn to beat off, pal.

Jesus tapdancing Christ. I wonder which one of the assholes in this world you are listening to.

Quit crying like a little bitch. You lost a game to the Nazi's. So what.

Just probably more of a drunk.

I must be too stupid to not see what the fuck is negative about his piece.