Wow, you certainly are magical!

Yes, this.

Dude, tons of people do that. Between you with Ranch and Drew with the mayo, you're a couple of pussies.

Holy shit are you a dick.

NO IT IS NOT.

Drew, regarding the sock/turtleneck paradox: I play tennis 3 times a week and run 7 miles when I run. The bottom of my foot is ALL heel. And Jesus Christ, Drew, for the love of God, how can I get my comments out of Pending Hell? No one sees them. Fuck.

You are a clueless idiot if you think 5'10" at 160-180 is anything close to fat. What are you, a fucking hairless metrosexual?

He clearly got popped in the chops. Have any of you people ever played tackle football?

Michael, it seems a little harsh to chide Ali for his decision to go away these many years. Everybody deals with devastating illness differently.

Drew, I don't know if you are familiar with the Steelers, but there is no way the Rooneys are getting rid of Tomlin. I wish they would, but here, WE ARE PROUD THAT WE HAVE HAD 3 COACHES PER MILLENIA. I'm sure you are aware that Steeler fans are famously dumb.

A fucking superhero movie? What are you 12 yo?

An aluminum can removes all doubt.

People are so fucking stupid.

I agree. Fuck that jingoistic bullshit.

Fuck fruit. Just a sugar delivery system. Melons are okay, and lemon are a totally underrated garnish for sweet and savory foods. Fuck the rest.

He needs to go back to making Good Eats episodes. Cutthroat kitchen is a fucking disaster. It's like Chopped with leprosy.

Grow the fuck up, son.

Dude, you need to grow up, you go when you have to go. What were you raised at private schools or some shit?

Anyone who puts lima beans and asparagus in the same catagory has faulty reasoning

Dude, this is a person who think mayo is some terrible condiment. You are not getting sanity here. BTE, roasted beets are fantastic.