Drew, I love you but this mayophobia of yours is fucking ridiculous. Anyone who doesn't like a BLT when tomatoes are good slathered with mayo is severely damaged. Most people I know who have these type of phobias have wierd parents. Just sayin'. Now stop it.

Why the fuck didn't they show repeats of this?

You shouldn't dump him, but you should eat meat. You were meant to be an Omnivore, you got the teeth for it

How'd that work out for you? They will suck for years to come.

I ate there once (Jury Duty). I will never go again. Those sandwiches suck.

He might be good looking, but those are straight up lunatic eyes.

There is no hope in this fucking world. I give fucking up. Racist cocksuckers. I hope they all die in a fucking fire.

Trust me, the Browns are going to beat the Steelers. The Steelers fucking suck, and this is coming from a Steelers "fan".

Hip Hop spends all it's time SAMPLING funk, but it's ahead of it? THE FUCK?

Drew, are you just trying to piss me off?

Why go to a fucking game, especially the NFL? The stupid game was made to be watched on an HD TV.

Wow, are you fucking stupid.

For the uninitiated, that's what fake tits look like.

Pornhub does not suck. It is my go to, and I am happy.

And Albert, is there any way I can get motherfucking followed so everything I write isn't pending? I'm a huge fan of your writing.

Just eat the fries alone. Their current fries are actually pretty good. Much better than their previous version.

When doing jumping jacks or other exercise, they sell compression shorts, or, if you're old fashioned, jock straps, to keep everything bound up.

You guys are fucking ponderous, debating this shitty team. How much you want to bet the fucking Jags are going to beat them. Dummies

Who fucking cares? Why bother to debate this bullshit? They are going to suck for years.

Who gives a shit? This tean IS GOING NOWHERE. For years they make every shitty QB look like fucking Johnny Unitas.