Toatsmagoats is so full of shit. If you don't stop a pork chop at medium rare, IT IS RUINED. Dry as leather.

I prefer them made with vodka, and would alway say, "un poco azucar". I think that means go easy on the sugar. Fucking things are too sweet the way they make them.

The real deal is on Sirius. He's knocking it out of the park. In his older years he's better than ever. GOAT interview skills. Stern was the only reason to bother with terrestrial radio with 20 minutes of ads per hour.

There must be a million Stern imitators at this point. But they are copying 1980's Stern.

No, he's just a huge shithead

Didn't it seem like they were taunting everyone, wearing those strips on their nose? Wasn't that the first time they had ever allowed that at the Belmont. If thats's not bad karma, I don't know what is.

I'm not a PETA person or anything, but I hate when those little shitheads whip those horses.

I didn't want them to win from the beginning, but boy, fuck that asshole. Does he know anything about the history of the Belmont vis a vis the triple crown? He looked like he was there for a coronation. Suck a dick, shithead.

Holy fuck, that is funny!

I'm sure you are way too cool for it, but he has been knocking it out of the park since he's gotten older and on Sirius.

There's always one in the crowd. Sheesh.

I'm so glad my kids are adults now.

Electrolysis of virgin aluminum (boxite) requires 3 electrons per mole. That's a fuckton of energy compared to melting out recycled aluminum. 97% of your can of beer is recycled.

SD-11 from Motorola wireless headphones are $78.99 on Amazon and they are worth it. And yes, tough guy, I prefer music or Howard Stern if he's live when I'm running. I shuffle everything on my 32 gig chip in my phone, and it's the best. Fuck you.

Excellent read, Dan. When I heard they were making this show, I thought, "why do Hannibal again?" But man, they answered that question. This is one of the best shows on television.

West Virginia actually has colleges (e.g. Morgantown), which actually skew left.

Drew, I love your writing, but you and mayo is weird. I don't know another human being that actively dislikes mayo. What the fuck do you put on a turkey sandwich? Don't say mustard. That flies for ham, but not turkey. Do you eat it dry? Just know that I anxiously await your next posts.

Let's hope you are being sarcastic.

Nice pitching, now learn how to spell.

All I know is all I needed was a lower profile shoe that gets you to run on the balls of your feet (e.g. Brooks Pure Cadence). I'm 57, and I run 7 miles a couple times a week, and it completely eliminated any knee pain. I've got no interest wearing Vibram shit or going barefoot, God forbid.