I had a cat named Boris that if he saw a dog, he would growl and run straight for them. Every dog hightailed it out of there. The dogs weren't even close to his space. Cats fucking own dogs.

Sane parents don't let their fucking kids abuse cats. Either pet properly or leave them alone.

Yeah, sure, animals can love, you dickhead. BTW, how many people are attacked by dogs compared to cats? Don't you realize cats think people are stupid (which is true), and dogs can't think?

I'm thinking he's the bottom

I think he should have stuck it up his boyfriends ass on ESPN

You are fucking retarded.

This was the greatest thing ever. The kissing, that is.

Can't go wrong with either steak.

Multi grain bread is bullshit for a sub. Just like multigrain pasta, who eats that garbage?

And why in the fuck would you want that? Please say you are being sarcastic.

Wow, are you wrong/seriously misguided.

Nice

Fair enough. I only watch the RDZ.

You are the best, Albert.

This may be one of the greatest posts about weddings, ever. For our wedding, I baked the cake and we got married at the inlaws. BBQ afterwards, with swimming in the in laws pool (this was a ranch in a non rich part of Gaineville FL, BTW). That first poster allows the bridezilla, which is unacceptable.

Not to be a homer, but the Steelers were in 3 out of the last 9 Super Bowls, and even when they are shitty, they provide reliable (i.e. some of the highest) ratings. The NFL and networks care only about ratings. Go ahead, say it, the Steelers will be epically shitty this year, their last Super Bowl was 2010, and…

If you actually have a gender reveal party, you should kill yourself. Same if you have huge adult birthday party for a fucking 1 year old.

So, in High School as a Junior on the Varsity Baseball team, I got my first start pitching. It was against the best team in the county. I through 63 pitches, pitched a 1 hitter, and lost 2-1 when in the last inning 1 walked two guys, they advanced to second and third and the 9th batter hit a bloop single just over…

Different strokes I guess. The classic recipe uses 1 cup of grated parm to 2 cups of rice. I could argue you aren't making risotto, you are making flavored medium grain rice. The classic recipe makes me swoon.

The best thing would be to use it to jack off