Dude, you really don't get it? Let's change the Ravens name to the Baltimore Niggers. It will repect their heritage. You are embarassing yourself.

Truffle oil is awful. It should not be used for anything edible. Use it to jack off.

Now try to imagine rooting for Pitt. I hate everything.

Can you ask Drew why we can't have two funbags per week when football ends. I'm depressed.

Is there a primer somewhere? I'm dying here/or stoopid.

Where is a primer on how the fuck Kinja works?

Regarding the yellow line in football-am I the only person bitching since it was invented: IT'S NOT THERE WHEN THEY SHOW A REPLAY!

I'm sorry, but this is NOT a true risotto. Two cups of rice, 8 cups of stock uses a FULL CUP of Parmesean (Italian only). That doesn't come close to making it too cheesy, that makes it taste like real God Damn Risotto. While i'm at this the other things that must be in this amount of a true white risotto is: 1/2 cup…

There is no Food application that truffle oil is relevant for. Ask anyone that cooks.

So when is this on? I have the hardest time finding this shit. I had hoped the Ondemand would work, but it doesn't show the whole competition.

This wasn't as epic as the Blyleven story, but same era, I think it was the Twins again. We were on the third base side and Gary Gaetti (spelling right?) was playing third base. He hit a home run that iced the game for them. I was drunk as ever and was riding his ass all game, including when he caught a pop fly to end…

This was in the 1980's in Memorial Stadium at an Orioles game (I was a huge O's fan before the 1994 work stoppage-couldn't give a shit since). Bert Blyleven was the opposing pitcher (I think with the Twins at the time). Me and my buddies were always drunk loudmouths, making huge noise during an O's at bat to spur a…

I hope you are being facetious. An age 1 birthday is an adult party and is fucking stupid.

Removing the fat from that dish is bullshit.

Nadal pulls this shit everytime he starts losing.

Shopping for groceries at 9:45 on a Sunday night? I find that highly depressing. That's when the best TV shows are on, and I'm too drunk to drive at that hour.

Sopranos song is way too long. It was cool for 3-4 episodes. Mad Men and Breaking Bad's are great because they are short. I always watch Game of Thrones On Demand so I can fucking fast forward that shit (Unless there is a new place-fuckers).

Or baste the turkey with butter every ten fifteen minutes, when the thigh juice runs clear everything is as close to perfect as it can get. All you need is a roasting pan. And BTW, the deglazed pan is the start of the best turkey gravy ever.

I agree, but the stuffing in a cassarole pan has a crunchy goodnessthat begs for gravy. Hope you had a change of heart with the garlic in the mashed potatoes. Kidding. These pussies that don't stuff both ends of the bird with stuffing are SO dumb. After a day or to you take off the meat that you can, tear the…

In 2013 it's not HD? Holy Fucking shit.