I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

She’s too big for him?

Yea, I don’t exactly thing this is some huge, untapped demographic. There are already plenty of Tim Kaine-types, who don’t agree with abortion for whatever reason but think it is a woman’s choice to make. They are more than welcome in the Democratic party and I’ve never heard anyone say otherwise. People who think…

Murphy is GREAT. I know we’re all a little weary of white men running for president, but I think he would be excellent at the job. I became a fan after his all-night filibuster in the wake of Sandy Hook. I highly recommend his Twitter, too. He is exactly what people want in a politician: straightforward,…

If this man disappeared from television forever, no one’s life (save his) would be the lesser for it. If HBO wants to have this sort of show with this sort of format, there are literally millions of witty, politically-aware Americans of all ages, races, genders, and creeds who could host. Why him? Why still? Old white…

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

Accompany her to a field so they can smell flowers.

OK, so I know I said yesterday that the thing I need right now is the Obamas’ new books. But...now I kinda want this just as much.

I wish these guys were in charge.

Even better: Congress is SILENT. One has to ask why.

Those are not swimsuits.

Political Apprentice

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

i will work incredibly hard to be worthy of that honor, madasawethenisaphrasebitches.