I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Charlie Pierce calls him the “zombie-eyed granny starver.”

Yeah, hate and fear seem much easier to communicate than empathy and responsibility.

soooooooooo states rights until they’re doing something we don’t like?

“joining the journalists”

Man, we got that phone call this year. A boy wouldn’t stop touching my daughter’s hair. So after repeatedly telling him to stop and requesting to be moved, she snapped on him. Do you know what they told us? “Well, she has fun hair.” Oh and, “her reaction was hostile”. So I then had to let them have it. We left,…

we are now boarding the passengers seated in the no class section of our fight.

What I think of when I think of “white people” and “culture.”

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

All Asian jokes aside, I like Emma Stone and this sucks for her and the other actresses who have to deal with it.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

Well, of course bestiality is legal in the District—ratfucking is Washington’s favorite pastime.

Say what you like about the Democrats, but they’ve got a 500 mb folder of reaction gifs that would be just perfect for this.

I forgot you lived in Florida. I hope you understand that I love you personally, but that state is dead to me now.

I’d save his life.

I’d murder Jesus cause that’s what started all this shi...wait.