Burt, you've been my favorite for a while, but a guy who likes to dance and is good at it? Fuck. Me.
I mean that, T. Hids.
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Make the most of it! There are great benefits to being single and I honestly believe everyone should have a period of being single where the become comfortable being on their own and emotionally self reliant. When you start focusing on the negatives of being single, I think people can risk jumping into a relationship…
Ugh. Reading this makes me want to cry right now because I am in the same boat. I have been single for a little over two years now and it freaking sucks. I was invited to a housewarming/Christmas party yesterday and I was the only single person there. Everyone was married or in a relationship. I felt so left out and…
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We'll file this under "problems I'll never have" because I spend every family-oriented holiday alone. By myself. Sometimes crying.
Jewish lesbian penguins?
I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.
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That butt plug story reminds me of a young Helen Mirren.
Bbbbut the barrel scene! Interspecies flirting! Giant fucking wood spiders!
Ugh, there is NO making my mother happy.
Frosting has more integrity than your ex-boyfriend
Yay Jezebel is featuring another Akilah video! She is the best :)
In SHIELD's defense, each episode sucks a little less than the last one.
Uh, she BEST not be naming her child Ravenia Devilsclaw, because that is MY baby name. Maleficent needs to step. off.
I used to work with dogs—I was thinking Great Pyr mixed with lab or golden. The faces look a little too square and the body shape a little too retriever. Or, ugh, maybe the trend for Goldens and yellow labs to be light has finally gone this far? Eta on second view (of course I watched it twice, puppies!!!) the tails…
Among those in discussion is my proposed Millenial revival of Pippin, wherein a young NYU Media Studies grad tries to find happiness in the Marines, Teach for America, ChatRoulette, Brooklyn chicken farming and the Knockout Game. Eventually he becomes a Reddit commenter named FistingMeSoftly and marries his assistant…
Is dueling still a thing? BECAUSE I WOULD DUEL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU LINDY FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT TENNIS. Pistols at dawn.
"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."