One thing the director of a film should always ask themselves is "Has this already been the premise of an episode of The Big Bang Theory?"

On the one hand, the ancient Greeks gave us the concept of democracy; on the other hand they gave us this trope.

Any list of movie musicals that doesn't include Newsies is a list that is dead to me.

They are the most special snowflakes who ever flaked.

We get very caught up in defining our relationships with other people, don't we? What's a shame is that there're so few definitions that have societal validity, or that we can even all agree what they mean.

"Make bombs"?

"Stop Driving Taxis"?

That kind of casual, shameful racism just makes me Sikh.

You and me both, bro. 5k 5 times a week? Still fat. They can kiss my fat brown ass.

So you look like a shorter young helen mirren?

I'll just leave this here:

The Coasters lied to me.

That Justin Theroux quote is priceless.

"an outspoken yoga enthusiast who won't stop trying to talk you into anal"

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

Seconded. I work at one of the Ivies and the things students say to me often stop me in my tracks. I can't blame them for it because in their world it's completely normal for people to do things that, to me, are completely incomprehensible. But still.

Adam Levine will be announced as People's Sexiest Man Alive

1) Yes, this!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that no Tom Hiddleston slumber party of pillow fighting, snake-hips dancing, and talk of naked Hemsworth is ever wasted on any human, including a straight guy host.

Come, join our group of "Grown-Ass Women Who are Maybe a Bit Too Old to Fangirl, but There Ya Go". We have cupcakes, drinks, and plenty of Tom Hiddleston!