I adore this + you. So much of what you've written is stuff I internalized in my 20s, and now that I'm 32, I am so blithely excited for every single day and I give exactly zero shits about people's expectations of my grooming behavior. It's a mad, lovely world, isn't it? Let's go, people. Seize the day.

Host: Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan

Post show: Gregory Hines tap dances for 8 hours straight. The End.

I'm with you. Hanging up is the most joyous anger invented by modern technology.

Lol Shalom Harlow. IM SO OLD.

By your powers combined....

It offends my entire being. Honestly.

izzit wrong that the only thing i took away from this picture was 'Jennifer Garner, go change out of that hideous couch cover you're wearing'.

You know, I have things I still need to get done today. GADDAMIT, JEZEBEL.

Lindy, the next time one of the big networks does a big nature documentary I think you and Richard Attenborough should narrate it, ESPN style. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Aaaaand You Win. Internet Skillz, bro.

This Lea Salonga thing you posted is blowing my mind. What. Is. This. Concert.

I came here to post this video. Well done, person who thinks exactly like me.

Like Miss Piggy, come to life. FABULOUS.

I only just adapted to skinny jeans, and now they're changing the formula AGAIN. Guys, caring about fashion is like owning Apple products.

U guise, we are looking at my future. Breathe in the glory that will be me circa 2060.

Who's single? I've got Siri.

Erm, why is the fat girl the only one eating? WHY DO YOU SPOIL WHAT IS A GREAT IMPULSE WITH TERRIBLE?

A thing I can't imagine T. Hiddles saying with a straight face 'arse virginity'. And yet, it happened. I love when the world surprises me.

Didnt RDJ play Sherlock Holmes? Patriotic Americans were all right with that, weren't they? IF YOU CANT TAKE IT, DON'T DISH IT OUT, PATRIOTIC AMERICANS.