I adore this + you. So much of what you've written is stuff I internalized in my 20s, and now that I'm 32, I am so blithely excited for every single day and I give exactly zero shits about people's expectations of my grooming behavior. It's a mad, lovely world, isn't it? Let's go, people. Seize the day.

Host: Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan

Post show: Gregory Hines tap dances for 8 hours straight. The End.

I'm with you. Hanging up is the most joyous anger invented by modern technology.

Lol Shalom Harlow. IM SO OLD.

By your powers combined....

It offends my entire being. Honestly.

izzit wrong that the only thing i took away from this picture was 'Jennifer Garner, go change out of that hideous couch cover you're wearing'.

You know, I have things I still need to get done today. GADDAMIT, JEZEBEL.

Lindy, the next time one of the big networks does a big nature documentary I think you and Richard Attenborough should narrate it, ESPN style. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Of Wolves and Men, by Barry Lopez. A batshit banana crackers insane psychological look at the primal connection between man and nature as manifested by our cultural relationship with wolves. It's fascinating shit, you guys.

How is Moral Tribes? I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Aaaaand You Win. Internet Skillz, bro.

This Lea Salonga thing you posted is blowing my mind. What. Is. This. Concert.

I came here to post this video. Well done, person who thinks exactly like me.

Whiskey on the Rocks. Or a train station.

Like Miss Piggy, come to life. FABULOUS.

I only just adapted to skinny jeans, and now they're changing the formula AGAIN. Guys, caring about fashion is like owning Apple products.

You guys, does anyone know what's up with Almost Human? Cancellation? Another short season? What's the buzz? The internet is not giving me any concrete answers.

U guise, we are looking at my future. Breathe in the glory that will be me circa 2060.