Her bone structure makes me weep in indignant + impotent Eastern European rage.

Kristi Yamaguchi or GTFO.

That's what I want too. The way he looks at her punches me in the solar plexus of my feels.

These girls need a director to tell them to stop staring at me, stat.

ELEMENTARY is actually one of the best things about Network TV. Everyone on that show slays it, constantly.

To this day, and for the rest of my life, Kristi Yamaguchi has a special, unadulterated place of pure, uncut bedazzled joy in my heart. Nothing Will Ever Change That.

For God's Sakes, Elsa, just be cool with your sister's marrying choices and Let It Go.

There's no way in hell this man doesn't practice in front of a mirror. Nobody's that cool/sexy.

I'm just saying Hiddleston needs to think ahead a little more. I think we can all agree on that score.

Holy terrible fashion things, Batman. Good call, Hiddleston.

When men are so beautifully pressed and tailored, it's more difficult to to rip clothes off with wanton abandon, is what I'm saying. You gotta be gentle and carefully hang everything up, etc. He's clearly not thinking ahead.

Is that man ever not immaculately tailored? Does he sleep in suit pants?

Too many exclamation points. Run Away.

I know this makes me a minority in the Burt Reynolds camp, but 'All Dogs Go To Heaven' might be the greatest thing he's ever done.

You are a better human than I.

That's so sad for so many people.

I was once scrolling through a friend's phone (straight guy + had his permission- was just all 'can I see your photos' and he was all 'go right ahead') and there was nothing in it but pictures of places he'd been, friends of his, and portraiture of his dogs doing silly things. It was the most wholesome straight male…

No Tom Hiddleston? No Benedict Cumberbatch? WHAT DOES TOWN & COUNTRY KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW?

Wow. Your name is awesome. My goal in life is to become a living embodiment of a Maurice Sendak one-liner.

'Gigli'?