That may have been the nerdiest thing I've ever seen. Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

I am not usually the person for this, because violence begets violence, but seriously, fuck all these boys in the ass with an unsanded XL broomstick.

I stamp my approval on Aham. You can keep him.

My ovaries are clanging like sleigh bells. Tom Hiddleston, get in my pants.

Dogs are to Balloons as I am to Bubble Wrap. KNOWLEDGE.

'Divorce Olympics' is my new favorite thing.

I cannot stop staring into that child's eyes. HYPNOTIZING.

They have awesome commercials too. The ones where all the flight attendants have superpowers? That's the marketing shit.

This level of Cute is simply unacceptable, Internet. I can't have it, I just can't have it.

Me too. Off to crunch right now.

In the immortal words of Ciara: Girls, get yo money.

I feel bad for those 3 kids.

Maybe he's born with it.

I don't want to be your glass of single malt whiskey
Hidden in the bottom drawer.

Cats, this is terrible and no lie.

A million points for bringing it back.

You just destroyed the internet with this tomfoolery. I bow down before your silver-tongued greatness.

Gad I love Maru.

e.e. cummings REF. Do your mic drop and take 10 or 12 victory laps, dude. You Win.

HOLY SHIT A FEMALE RAPPER WITH CLOTHES ON I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS SO AWESOME I DON'T WANT TO WIKI YOU ANGEL HAZE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU EVER