Jussie can be a liar and Eddie Johnson can be a corrupt, lying-ass cop. Both can be true. Now, when there’s a new story about Jussie, then maybe I’ll comment about Jussie. However, right now, this story is about Eddie Johnson’s corrupt ass getting fired. So you can miss me with this sorry excuse for trolling.

It’s the monthly subscription that really gets to me; the whole notion of adding “...as a service,” and tacking on a monthly fee.

The subscription is what gets me. Ok and the initial price of the bike. Everything here is just stupid.

For the same base price you could get more than 7,000 Pop Tarts.

I used to say that stationary bikes are for people who want to lose weight while changing as little as possible about what got them fat in the first place.

I think because she’s an influencer and doesn’t want to look bad influencing people to buy the overpriced bike?

Its those judgy instructors that may not recognize your “journey” from a size 0 to a size 00 and just ignore you instead of giving you a shout out.

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

That attachment is sold separately.

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

The real change is the friends she made along the way...

Fun Fact: Stationary Bikes are among the worst machines for burning fat as they only activate your lower body and even then only specific muscle groups. For somebody trying to lose weight or get into better shape in general stationary bikes are some of the worse. A smaller woman on a stationary bike could burn as few…

The real change is... ON THE INSIDE.

Why would she be nervous about riding on a stationary bike? You can’t fall off, get lost, or get side-swiped by an impatient driver. And when you can’t pedal anymore, just get off.

The ad is effective in that it got me curious enough to look up what Peleton costs. Then when I stopped laughing I went back to eating my Pop Tarts for breakfast.

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

The fact is, Charles never should have married Diana in the first place. They barely knew each other and he was in love with another woman. That Elizabeth undoubtedly insisted that Camilla was an “improper” choice probably has fueled a lot of his current anger-- “I did the ‘right’ thing and you let that moron do as he…

“Ignoring the issues.”

This dumb motherfucker paid Trump a million dollars to get put in the national spotlight, and a finger on the monkey paw slowly curled.