My Perfect Response to that is “ If you all hadn’t killed him we could ask him”

“you’re not like other black/{some other race} people”...plus it adds that extra WTF

“Why can you (say the n-word/dress in clothing from your culture) but I can’t?”

Oh my goodness that’s such an interesting name. Did your mother make that up?

Could you imagine if black people went out every weekend and re-enacted the Haitian Revolution or if Native americans re-enacted Little Bighorn? White people would lose their shit.

Ha HA HA! Yes!

“I never owned slaves.”

“You sounded different in the phone interview”

“Why can’t you people get over it?”

“Well, what about Chicago?”

“What would MLK say about...?”

“What about black on black crime?”

“I don’t see color” makes me see red, because it’s the most insidious of the group. Like, if you’ve never thought about culture, it sounds good a first blush, but it’s super, super harmful and an utter lie.

Consolation prizes to:

I appreciated “barbershop chapter of the American Cancer Society” more

Every article written by Michael is good for one of these.

I’m going to keep saying this until it happens: Shannon Sharpe deserves his own show.

When a grown ass Black man or Black woman says, “Hold on, first of all”, twice in a row at that, you about to be told something that should not have to be explained to you to begin with. Nucca.

Sounded like the white girls at the beginning of Baby Got Back.

Upon our initial examination of the video, our NCIS team (Negro Cigar Investigation Services)