Just got back from a few days in Idaho at the family cabin.

My understanding is that state legislators exist primarily to produce embarrassing, offensive, and degrading statements for newspapers to chew on.

The issue we had was our kids were “OK” at sports and there was no room for them in any organized league. Everything is aimed at pushing them to be a professional at the sport from the age of 5. If you weren’t psychotic about training them for the next Olympics, get lost.

I’d never advocate for it because it would only embolden his base. 

But first you must read this gripping account of the campaign

“That flag represents our freedom from the control of Great Britain.”

Why do we still play the anthem before domestic sporting events? What purpose does it still serve?

Peter King is gathering up anonymous GM quotes to discredit Marshawn as we speak.

I literally (old definition) facepalmed reading that.

Literally has been expanded to include figuratively, because we are a very silly people.

Buddy Ryan named his racehorse Fired For Winning.

But you’re literally alive and typing shit on deadspin write now.

These are the same people who refer to black people from ANY country as African American. Like I’ve heard black British actors mentioned as African American and was just like what?

Literally?

Direct eye contact is unacceptable even between friends. Touch is acceptable between friends and family. There is no touching between strangers.

Meanwhile, Wentz’s game log from last season read like someone charted declining literacy rates in Bridesburg

I thought it was hilarious a Boston native was lecturing someone else about racism.