EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! WE’VE GOT AN INVESTMENT GUY OVER HERE!

Done, thank you!

I dont appreciate the sarcasm

Here’s a Donor’s Choose page for the school. It’s a math teacher asking or money for Chromebooks.

“John Smith” sounds like a solid troll effort. But if by chance he’s real, I’d suggest he actually read up on Trump’s policies regarding Israel. Gonna be awfully upset that Trump is all-in on hard-right Israel policy...

Ooh, double automated email signature! T. Eggert with a real power email move.

I have been to Samolia, pretty nice actually. BTW, the exchange rate for US dollars on Samolians is GREAT right now....

John Barron

At least the Breitbart one was nice and professional. I prefer my white nationalist rags to be nice and professional.

Shoutout to Dave for forgetting to turn his italics off. You’re the real MVP, Dave.

“Albert, thank you for the extra Trump votes in 2020. Singlehandedly, you engender everything relevant as to why it will be a true landslide victory for the Forces of Good over the Forces of Evil.”

“I am a 59 year old...”

“Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android”

It’s not a man thing or a white thing.

lol. Someone must have changed the channel to USA, because I just watched a Burn Notice.

If the public at large had a similar takeaway to yours then I can see how Donald Trump won. 

So, basically, the ideal dance is a slowed down version of this.

It checks out. Based on personal experience, I can tell you that these dance moves are indeed popular among young adults who participate in paid scientific studies.

I think they overlooked some moves...