Is this on the extended, director’s cut of “Friday”?

Michael, this was a sermon! Not my God, not nobody’s God, O.K?

Believe it or not, women’s hair is a fucking battlefield. Women of all races need these kinds of products-hell I’m translucent and have extremely coarse, curly hair that doesn’t respond to the regular shit that is allegedly designed to work for me.

It’s way too much. Especially as you say, Vo5 with a few oils and butters (that you can make yourself!) can do the same job.

American Christianity in a nutshell: freedom to choose which Bible verses should be upheld.

I remembered her name from somewhere. People like her are the first to call others of their own race “thugs” than justify their violent actions with a bible verse.

while working on a multi-cultural hair line recently, i learned that i should stop using the word “ethnic” when describing not-white-people shit.

The pastor was just turning the other butt cheek.

As a white balding Caucasian, I just want to have hair days.

LOL. She left out the “yadda yadda yadda” part.

The equivalent of “it just happened”. About as likely as tripping and falling nuts-deep in some pussy.

this could not have been the first time.

A popular Tallahassee, Fla., pastor

Now that we’ve gotten the clothes and shoes out of the way, how about you anoint me with a little of that oil, Rev?

Makes you rethink the whole sheep metaphor so prominent in the Bible, doesn’t it?

And this...

The woman said that Simmons had come over to discuss starting a business and providing clothes and shoes to less fortunate kids when the pair ended up in bed together.

Hey! GOD FORGAVE HIM ALL RIGHT? Let the man be. It’s NOT LIKE HE HASN’T BEEN FORGIVEN, JUST ASK HIM.