It’s worth noting that the Cardinals forfeited their first-round draft pick (19th overall) when they signed Dexter Fowler. The Cubs, who already had the 27th overall pick, now have the 30th overall as well. If MLB had issued its punishment at the beginning of the offseason and kept the same terms, it would have been…

best fines in baseball

For people who use those blow dryers, this news is shitty.

Same guy who said he wanted to be camilla’s tampon.....

Time to begin the 2017 edition of Cardinal Numbers!

Now that’s some classy cheating. You have the league clear the rest of the team except one guy, you have that one guy refuse to cooperate, that guy gets jailed for a little while, and then he gets his under the table payout.

Cardinals GM: [dials up Astros GM] Looks like we have to send you a couple of draft picks, do you want to make those selections yourself or should we just work off the list that we have?

Does the Astros bonus pool increase? Otherwise it doesn’t help.

More to the point, why would pre-washed hands be covered in fecal matter?

Remember when Trump pursued Princess Diana and was a total creep about it?

If the meeting goes south, he can always wrap the towel around his eyes like a blindfold, which will make Trump think he has gone invisible.

He’s probably getting ready to leave the planet. Smart guy. So long and thanks for the kippers. 

I feel massively sorry for him. No matter what he does in his life, he will never, ever be appreciated and loved as a monarch, which is the point of his entire existence.

Made the same joke, didn’t realize this gem in the greys. +1

Not everyone knows how to wash their hands properly.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Oh I thought we were just saying dumb things for the sake of it

It’s been said before and I agree: Mariah doesn’t belong on a “reality” show, even with “ “. For someone who’s unwilling to show any crack on the magnificent, shiny, and perfect surface that is her life, a reality show doesn’t fly. There’s no window to vulnerability or relatability (even if staged or fake). She…

well.... you do whine a lot :p

Whats wrong with feeling superhero like ? :P i'd change on my way home every day if would make me feel like a superhero ;)