The Texas version of Dolores Umbridge. 

For those who are new:

Karate Mark now goes by the stage name Gritty

In my head, Dan is talking to the hard-nosed editor from House of Cards.

I hear what you’re saying but I really do want a Magneto origin story.

Alaska is an honorary southern state

Is that Chris Evans? What’s that from?

Basic bitch cook here. Never heard of Sunday Sauce until I read your comment. It looks amazing.

Basic bitch cook here. Never heard of Sunday Sauce until I read your comment. It looks amazing.

It is when the person asking is their boss.

She just buried her last chance to win/get nominated for an Oscar, congrats, ugh.

Just don’t buy it. No one deserves to make money from joining Trump’s administration merry band of crooks.

Yep, it’s the one near 16th and Chestnut.

There were three cutaways to Taylor Swift. It’s fun to see celebrities enjoying the performance but that was overkill.

I literally just went to the Popeye’s near City Hall in Philly. The line was to the door.

Go watch the 60 Minutes segment on the great pacific garbage patch that aired last night.

I heard the secret to that specific CFA taste is putting pickle juice in the breading batter

And Swarzak’s IG is now private:

Same. I’d heard so many good things about it. For me, it was a total let down.

That’s what they don’t get. People who want to eat healthfully don’t do it at the Cheesecake Factory.