I died at Alfred Dunner.

Here’s a searchable database of therapists of color:

Fat Boy Slim was better.

Maybe he could join the Stallionaires?

Good thing lawyering doesn’t require much in the way of written communication.

Those hashtags are hilarious. I dont seem to recall Bill advocating for prison reform in his Poundcake speech.

They should try shooting at the episode with a giant arrow.

If you haven’t, do yourself and watch the footage of how she talked to the woman at the towing company. How you treat customer service people says all anyone needs to know about your true character.

Have you read The Casual Vacancy? One of the conflicts was between an Indian high school girl who got mercilessly bullied about her body hair by a white boy in her class. That part rang so true to me. I remember getting crapped on more by boys than by girls when I was in school.

Maybe I’m watching too much Downton Abbey, but I always thought Brits had a nanny essentially raise their kids until they were shipped off to boarding school.

So she would have a poor person to blame when things actually didn’t work out like her mommy fantasy.

Can anyone do an easter bunny sawing off Florida gif?

The only time I hear about Missouri is if something tragic happens. I'm more afraid of MO than Mississippi.

This is my favorite crossbody I’ve ever owned but it got a hole in it and I am desperate to replace it:

I wonder if they could contain this PR nightmare by accepting responsibility and waiting for people to forget. It seems like the longer this takes to resolve, the longer people keep churning out embarrassing articles about their family.

Screenshot of a text exchange with “Carter” from the linked article:

I feel like she’s not going to make it and I’m sad. You can’t kill that many people and get off scot-free.

I get that, but I find his honesty refreshing. He is straight up saying that a: those are his true feelings and b: he will distance himself from them for a check.

At this point, its the leading indicator of mental illness.

Good point. Filing for divorce is not the same as getting divorced. See Maria Shriver.