When I see a juror give an interview denouncing their own verdict I pretty much assume they’re a POS who never should have been picked.

Let us begin commenting like we know every single detail

I thought that comment was ridiculous enough to be immediately recognized as sarcasm. I guess in the Trump era no argument is too dumb to be put forth on the Internet.

Feeding the needy only destroys their incentive to do better.

Whoa, I never made that connection! I haven’t seen the movies in a while.

RIP Wes! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I love Aja Nomie King, so it hurts me to say this, but that white lace travesty was a big miss.

They could rebrand as South Virginia.

An Eagles fan is upset by this. Who would have thunk it?

The interview vignettes were very funny in the book but they don’t seem to work as well in the show.

Do you have pets?

Do you have pets?

While we’re posting bad taste gifs, a note to Lisa Fierstein:

More small businesses need to do this.

{Slowly raises hand}

That’s an excellent line to be in.

Please make this an ongoing column. It’s going to be even funnier when he becomes president.

The tweet includes a collage of four photos of Evans with one Jewish and three African American women whom I guess he dated at some point. I didn’t even know the Captain was down to swirl until Duke pointed it out (call me Chris!)