Maybe I’m a coward but I don’t want to know the crap people say behind my back. I certainly wouldn’t want those things screen shotted and shared in the media.

‘She doesn’t even go here’ is the Mean Girls line that I use most in my regular life.

Just imagine how much better Tree of Life would be if she played the dinosaur.

That was outstanding.

They both worked! I got it for $14.30 plus tax.

They both worked! I got it for $14.30 plus tax.

I am definitely getting that Stilla liner. Thanks!

I am definitely getting that Stilla liner. Thanks!

So, the rape victim’s mom and grandmom are petitioning for the release of the victim’s rapist who is also her dad?

This is the joke that never ennnnnnddddsssss. It goes on and on my friends...

Maybe he’s changed his position, but in August he had this to say about HRC:

He’s definitely bae...

He really is a fantastic actor. I wonder if his temper makes people not want to work with him as much. He doesn’t get the juicy roles that he used to.

Nevermind. Meant to respond to something else.

I hate mismatched names and mascots. What the hell is wrong with an anthromorphized oil can?

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMNED DIRTY MOUTH!!!

Someone I occasionally work with and generally liked posted a red, white, and blue ‘Proud member of the basket of deplorables’ image on her Facebook page.

Ditto. I need makeup remover for my pillow cases tbh.

Ditto. I need makeup remover for my pillow cases tbh.

I want to start a Millihelen like kinja blog but I’m far too lazy.

She definitely wore something like that to some dance where Steve was her date. That was pre-David I think.

Didn’t Donna Martin wear a mermaid gown to the West Beverly prom?*