“What’s your name again, Barbara?” Sand Snakes were ROASTED.

Poor Tommen? Won’t someone please think of Sir Pounce????

Do dragons paddle around like ducks on water when they are too tired to fly?

Starred for “murder-hobo.”

Autocorrect is a goddamn oracle.

Largely what I expected from the episode with a few big surprises. Seriously though... People covering thousands of miles between scenes is really starting to pass into the realm of contrivance.

I just hope Daario gets his own spinoff, “Daario around Meereen” a comedy where he owns a bar on Dragon’s Bay.

So, Daenerys is finally on her way with three dragons. Given the outfit she spent the whole episode wearing, I’m willing to bet that Arch-Admiral Cersei of the 7th Imperial Starfleet has got some satellite-targeting probes trained on those babies and will order her battlecruisers to open fire with their heavy plasma…

How the hell did Baryshnikov* get back to the Targaryen Fleet so fast? Why couldn’t he chill out in Dorne or the Reach?

I know these feels.

Curling is some kind of vicious Canadian memetic virus. When it’s on the TV I cannot look away.

Curling is awesome because this-

I think the term “hair broom” should be banned, but I have no idea why.

I officially know more about curling now than I ever wanted to or thought I would.

Yoga/Martial Arts helps with the lunge I found.

The opening ceremony is neat to me, because it’s such an extravagant show. Skiing is neat to me, because I’m a skier.

I’m a fan of “Broom-ha-ha” (or “Broomghazi”)

It would be fucking incredible if the other team could check the opponents in curling. 10/10, would watch.

It’s more of a sport than say Figure Skating or Freestyle Skiing. Unlike my examples, Curling can be objectively judged by a list of rules. Anyone can be taught this list of rules and score the matches correctly. Figure Skating scoring requires ‘expert’ judges to subjectively score a competition and nearly every…